An askblog for Kila Ilo from the webcomic of the same name. theworldisyours.smackjeeves.com/
kfae asked: So removing a bracelet is taboo, but not punishable. What about removing a neck band? Would it be difficult to take the band off?
No one I know has ever taken it off so I wouldn’t know.
Anonymous asked: Pertaining to your earlier question involving positive movies about aliens... Well, I don't know any myself, but if it's a show, I suggest "3rd Rock from the Sun". It's actually an old fashioned, low-quality comedy that puts aliens in an insulting yet comical light. I don't know if it'll amuse or offend you, but if it helps, you can think of the characters as a family of Skir's and Pilau's.
HA HA OKAY
You sort of had me until you insinuated I would want to watch Skir and Dr. Kao on TV?
Who would want to watch that.
Anonymous asked: [OOC: Sorry for being tl;dr with some stuff! I get a little too into my role sometimes, haha. Should I cool it? -Dion]
[ooc: you’re fine as long as you don’t mind me TL;DRing back]
Anonymous asked: Have you a relationship with Null-13?
HE’S KINDA DEAD RIGHT NOW.
Anonymous asked: Does your planet have much in the way of gemstones, like malachite or fire opal? What do you like to see on bracelets in general? ...what does that expression mean? Are bracelets offensive on your planet or something?
I have no idea what malachite or fire opal are. We do have gems, like shomora. That word probably means as much to you as malachite does to me. Sadly, I don’t have a picture of shomora.
Bracelets are given as a statement of the intent to marry. I see unwed girls wearing them on your planet. It seems that much of the universe puts less symbolism into your accessories than do the Jukani.
In any case, if I were given a bracelet I could never remove it once I chose to wear it, even if my husband were to die, and I to take another. It would stand as a symbol of the marriage I had previously.
So, you know, it better not look like crap. It isn’t punishable to remove the bracelet, it is just, you know, it is tacky.
The man usually crafts it for the woman in the color of his rank. It looks like one of those string bracelets the Girl Scouts make.
DON’T ASK ME HOW I KNOW GIRL SCOUTS
Anonymous asked: Is there any english words nonexistent in your own language that you have taken a liking to, whether because of how it sounds or its definition?
Not really. You don’t really have any words for unique concepts that aren’t in other languages, and I’m not particularly fond of the sounds of your words. Not that there is anything bad about them, I am just not fond of them in particular.
kfae asked: What's your favorite human language swear word so far?
I’m not so impressed with any of them. They all seem to be words for bodily functions.
The worst word you have in English is a word for sex, which you seem to all be, like, trying to get. At the same time that it is the filthiest concept in your language… this is strange of you.
Anonymous asked: How do you pronounce your last name? Is it like "eye-low" or "eee-low"? I always thought it was the first one.
Well, you are completely wrong. It is said ‘ee-low’.
It almost rhymes with my first name but not quite. It’s the worst alias I’ve ever had. It appears to be stuck with me for years to come.
kfae asked: So even if some Jukani noble man offered you a bracelet (why he would do that, I don't know) promising you a life where you don't have to hunt, have body guards and diplomatic immunity, you wouldn't accept?
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WHY WOULD YOU TELL ME SUCH HORRIBLE THING GET OUT
Anonymous asked: Can I keep you always?
Where do you people come from?
